corvid, chaos gremlin

injuries-in-dust:

raimagnolia:

injuries-in-dust:

theanishimori:

injuries-in-dust:

the-sighs-of-sunset:

injuries-in-dust:

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Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you’d also adopt that little noodle! ✋

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Tags by @interstellarvagabond

THERE’S A SEQUEL!

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MR. NOODLE

The adventure continues!

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Awesome dad is awesome.

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

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Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Made by PetFoolery

(via skidar)

May 5

Anonymous asked:

How do I know if I can read cards without looking them up? I just guess and go "oh yeah that's stolen swords Joe, he's stealing swords from those dinguses who think their swords are over there in the background. But Joe isn't carrying those swords very safely..." then I look it up and it tells me something about finance and romance.

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Alright bucko, here. Esoteric Knowledge Pop Quiz:

When I say “The Fool is the Magician is The Fool is The Magician.” What do I mean? Structure your response in esoteric language that demonstrates your understanding. When you can answer this question, you Know.

Y'all are leaving muliparagraph essays in the comments like I didn’t say “Structure your response in esoteric language to demonstrate your understanding.”

You get two lines MAX.

Good occult writing is elegant, terse, and dense with meaning. That said, I will also accept Smash Mouth lyrics.

the fool and the magician are both perspectives that the same person could see if they tried hard enough and are separated by the ego.

May 5

anneemay:

anneemay:

It is funny how House of Saud of Saudi Arabia Kingdom got its power literally from the British who withdrew their support from the Hashemites who then retreated from Mecca and now rule Jordan today.

It’s literally a 91 years old kingdom.

Tun M is older than Saudi Arabia. Many people are older than Saudi Arabia.

Wish there’s a writer ballsy enough to make a TV show about this coz like the events starting from Lawrence of Arabia up to the establishment of KSA is soo interesting and dramatic

(via gerwani)

May 5

starshooterr:

transgendz:

Okay, so I’m not calling out the OP of the post bc I firmly believe in assuming good intentions, but there’s a post going around with over 150,000 notes that just. When you know how misinformative it is, it really comes across badly.

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Okay, so I went through the notes and check the subs out some and this is a breakdown of every sub on the post, in the originally listed order. Just keep in mind comment farming is widely disallowed and if you’re banned you’re likely to be sent to the universal scammer sub.

  • /r/Assistance - requires 60 days of regular activity, 400+ comment karma required, 18+ user age requirement, one account per household
  • /r/legaladvice - seemingly run by cops who delete actually helpful legal advice
  • /r/Randomkindness - for gifts only, fundraising explicitly banned
  • /r/Charity - account must be 30 days old, 300+ comment karma required, primarily for charitable foundations as opposed to personal funding, no personal cashapp, paypool + gfm allowed
  • /r/care - email must be verified by reddit, account must be 6 months old, 100 karma required, financial and material requests require you to put your “city,state,country” on the post.
  • /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza - request pizza every 3 months, account must be 90 days old, 400+ comment karma, 18+ user age restriction
  • /r/Food_Pantry - requesting food, no takeout or delivery (relavent for food deserts), account must be 180 days old, 500 comment karma required, 90 days of regular activity, explicitly bans fundraising
  • /r/RandomActsOfPetFood - request pet food once every month, account must be 90 days old, 500+ comment karma, 90 days of regular activity in multiple subreddits required, explicitly bans fundraising
  • /r/RandomActsOfChristmas - private for most of the year, Christmas gifts for children
  • /r/almosthomeless - explicitly bans fundraising
  • /r/homeless - explicitly bans fundraising
  • /r/freelance - no hiring or soliciting, no self promotion
  • /r/povertyfinance - explicitly bans fundraising
  • /r/thrify - advice specific
  • /r/borrow - PRIMARILY LOANSHARKS, no links/gfm, must post your city,state,country to request, account must be 90 days old, 1,000+ combined karma requirement, one request per household
  • /r/gofundme - crowdfinding sites only, 250+ comment karma required, account must be 90 days old
  • /r/depression - advice
  • /r/familysupport - inactive
  • /r/transitions - inactive

I’ve color coded the list, red for no assistance available, green for assistance offered, blue for food assistance, and white for ultra specific assistance. I’m sure this list is partially useful for very active reddit users. But some of these suggestions are just ridiculous.

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So yeah, idk like don’t be this kind of person, don’t reblog this kind of shit without checking it out yourself. It’s condescending.

THANK YOU!! I get messages all the time about Reddit and i have to explain every time that they require a lot off shit my account isn’t even 2 months old i still can’t get help from them.

(via gerwani)

May 5
necesito-mas-cafe:
“guinreds:
“Guys i finally got the Leon keychain i was trying so hard to get him!
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May 5

necesito-mas-cafe:

guinreds:

Guys i finally got the Leon keychain i was trying so hard to get him!

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(via ghoul-wizard)

kcggggg:

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A Wolf Knows What To Do.

more comics here.

(via ghoul-wizard)

May 5

tlgtw:

catbot2000:

werechicken:

beniial:

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The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky


Besides Samus would cream them all

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your mind

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Isaac’s first good day

(via highasynth)

May 4

btc-official:

btc-official:

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work in progress

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sorry here’s a 2% more intelligible version

(via r0semultiverse)

May 4

spaghettioverdose:

alledherlu-q-pereon:

spaghettioverdose:

skarmazenuk:

spaghettioverdose:

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God forbid original content creators be protected by Copyright law.

Fascinating! What planet are you from where IP law protects original content creators?

I mean they do do that. Not exclusively, but that is one of the things they do

I could argue with you but your blog description is enough


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(via highasynth)

May 4

Anonymous asked:

Bullying Celestia would be really easy. All you’d have to do is open a history book and go ‘damn girl you let that happen? Wouldn’t have been me’

timsplosion:

punkitt-is-here:

snapscube:

ultimate checkmate for like, most monarchs and deities tbh

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9:04am, 11th Horsetember 2001, Celestia is informed of the Horse 9/11 attacks while visiting a local elementary school, colorized.

May 4